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Good to know.

Two other things: I don't really care what you need, and if you'd ever read these reviews, you'd know that I haven't seen the series before.

Looks fine now.

Orders for Jack to be killed?

Yeah, I didn't want to get into the finale, but that conversation made me think of Adama sitting on the mountain, and, um, excuse me, I'm fine, I just need to look at this wall for a bit.

Yeah, the whole "stop watching after season 2!" argument never made sense to me.

Your loss.

Yeah, it's the sort of subplot that didn't really have anything in particular to do with the show; I think I just liked it because I found Jerry's parents voices to be very soothing, which is an odd reason to like something, but I'll stand by it.

The "giant naked homeless man" was what elevated this to an A- for me.

Yup. Final Jeopardy! question was, I think, about Breakfast At Tiffany's (book) and Duchovny whiffed it.

I really have no idea what you're talking about, and a decade's worth of therapy can attest to this.

… good god no.

I remember watching Stephen King beat David Duchovny when I was a kid. On Jeopardy! I mean. Not in the alley behind the Denny's. Anyway, it was a pretty formative experience.

[shrug] Grades are, as ever, subjective. I was pretty critical of the episode in the review, but I came away from it with a good impression, and I really liked the stuff with Doggett and his kid (and least I liked how Patrick handled it) so… again, [shrug]. This is why I really don't much care for grades, honestly.

I've only played a little Spelunky, but yeah, that article was fantastic.

I've been going through Dark Souls again, bit by bit, mainly because I'm excited for the sequel and need somewhere to put that energy; also, I paid for the DLC a while back but I've never actually gone to the trouble of finding it, so I'd like to do that. I also picked up the Batman 3DS game, which is… I want to say

I'm a little concerned that my expectations for Dark Souls 2 are too high, but I am so fucking excited for it.

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGE IN THE ALPS!"

In Kind Hearts, those deaths are suppose to be unnerving—the characters are cartoons, and we can take pleasure in their darkly comic fates, but there's no question that the "hero" is a loathsome bit of business. In The Ladykillers, the deaths are a kind of punishment for transgression, and the little old lady

YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE.