If you are a real subersive, then you just do it. You con't care about the controllers of popular culture. You just do it and don't give a shit. For example, if one day a chick comes up and says "let's have sex," you say, "sex is for pussies," and walk off. You don't even explain yourself. Then if her friends make…

The real way to assert yourself is not a fight club
The only way to be a real rebel nowadays is to have gay sex. Or to have no sex. All the the other rebel activities - doing drugs, breaking stuff, getting tattos, joining the cirucs, have already been done and aren't rebellious any more. Gay sex is the last taboo.…

In that case, I want to see a cage match between Patrick Stewart and Hugh Laurie, so Stewart could teach his compatriot a lesson about not being a self hating sellout. Bryan Singer needs a spanking too for not telling Laurie to lose the Kansas affectation.

Let House Speak in His Natural Voice
House: another show with an English actor speaking with an American accent. What's wrong with using his English accent? There are English people who have moved to America, why can't House be one of them? Another option would have been to cast an American, seeing as how he is…

Clearly, if America existed at the time, Shakespeare would have immigrated to America because we have Hollywood. Therefore, obviously, all Shakespeare should be performed with an American accent.

What's with all the British Actors Being Cast as Americans?
Can we have a rule that if you cast an English actor, they should play an English person? Picard was awesome because Stewart wore his accent with pride! If you want to cast Anna Torv as an FBI agent, make her be a naturalized citizen or something. Or, if…

The fact that I am mentally retarded doesn't change the fact that the person who cast Healey to be Sarrah Connor needs to be punished. Maybe douse him in catnip and put him in a room full of hairless cats for a weak. Week. weak. Week. weak. Week. weak. Week. Way weigh. Way weigh. Way. weigh. BAN!

part II
Weighs. Bang.

Lena Headey needs a good kick in the nuts
I blame Lena Headey. Before she got this role, I thought she was okay, and even wanted to see her in some sex scenes. But her as Sarah Connor? This 80 pund pansy girl defeats Terminators every weak? I could go to the restaurant down the street, recruit one of the out of work…

From Soup to Nuts
Monday Night Football would be okay if they had Jesse Ventura and Harlan Ellison doing commentary. And if they showed less football. And if they showed more g-string wearing green-skinned hot lesbian alien chicks with lazer guns and antennas and shit.