Could you scan it into the internets and show it to us all?

Javier Bardem's accent
Amelie, I was going to point out how you soudned just like many citizens of Arizona when making fun of Javier Bardem's accent, but then I remembered, "Hey, if he's going to work in America, he should learn to talk English".

Yeah, Jesus fish is really awesome. I like it with capers and radishes. It goes really well with a nice pinot grigio.

That first paragraph
Was absolutely masterful bye the way, Sean. Thanks! We fucking hate you, too.

Die Hard 4
I'm afraid this movie appears to have suffered the same fate as the Die Hard series. Regular joe performing semi-heroic actions gets transformed into invincible super-hero who seems one step away from being able to fly.

Guys, let's not forget, Stacy could also be a guys name, Stacey Keach, etc. It used to be more common as a man's name in fact.

Most in SAG are not rich.

Crap, how about this one
http://tinyurl.com/399rml

Nathan, You don't gush too much about James Franco's movies anymore, but the subject was brought up in a recent Ask the A.V. Club.
http://www.avclub.com/conte…

The James Franco effect
That's the name for the AV Club phenomenon of rating bad movies inordinately high due to the presence of a favorite actor.

Old people
Grammy voters heart old people. Doesn't an old person win every year? And by old, I just want to point out that Herbie Hancock is 67 years old.

You don't consider Dante's Peak a classic? How about Babe: Pig in the City? Surely you recognize the timeless allure of Throw Mama From the Train? They're all on today on AMC.

Alba gets Eva Longoria's eyeballs after she dies.

Reading the fourth and fifth words of the review made me think it was a debut novel.

She was just about to head off for an audition to Bohemian Champion, the Freddy Mercury Story and was repeating her successful stunt from her audition as catwoman.

Lost for Dummies
Ok brace yourselves for this one… Hey Amelie, isn't Lost already for Dummies?!?
Whew, good one, I know.

Made for TV
I'm confused, the first paragraph says Our Hitler was made for television, but then everyone on this board, including Noel Murray, seem to indicate it was made for the cinema. Which is correct?

He was Persian, not Arabic. Looks like you need to watch the movie again and then you will be cured of your racism.

Acting
So acting itself is hateworthy now? Oh Hater, you've crossed a line here.

I like the one called "Fisty"