Starring Richard Gere with Ziyi Zhang as the wife. It'll be some contrived plot where Richard Gere loses his job as a diplomat and must follow his wife to the countryside. Ken Watanabe can play the master.

The panther scene had me in stitches. That's because I'm a cat.

I just wondered, two dudes dancing ballroom is alienating the audience (and I don't think he meant how weird it is compared to traditional dancing, it felt like a gay-bashing thing) but an overly emoting mohawk chick with leopard spot tattoos on her neck won't alienate said audience. Irony is alive on the Fox Network.

great interview
I love the line about book options sending her son to college and "what the hell is that ark?" Funny stuff.

Oly
I was too immersed in the narrative to give much thought to whether the disappearance of Al or Lil was "earned" or not. But I kept wanting to read on to see what happened next even though the actions of Arty and the way his family, including Oly, simply let him do whatever was so frustrating.

Martin Scorcese
Goodfellas is worth a million duds.

I cry more than my wife…
I cry at most movies, even bad ones. I think it's usually when I'm having my guy period. But on our first date, the future-wife and I went to see Cider House Rules. I was nervous already and then had to hide the fact that I was weeping as the death of Michael Caine was revealed.

love this idea
I'm there dude and dudettes.

scared shitless
For some reason my parents thought Time Bandits would be good for my 6-year-old mind. I felt physically sick and couldn't watch anymore. I haven't watched it to this day.

that's a bummer.
It was one of the few music magazines that had humor and covered a ton of different music.

Kara
Did anyone else catch the head turn from Kara after Paula said she disagreed with Kara's assessment (I can't remember who because I'm drunk now-maybe Lil Rounds?). It had the look of hand to the face and saying "whatever, you luded-up bitch!" After that, Kara just glared at whoever was getting the criticism.

Am I only the one who gets a "Alexis is a totally stuck-up bitch" vibe from watching her on Idol?

I'm with JS there on the Jeff Buckley similarities. It totally reminded me of that and said as much to my wife.

Megan's boobs were too distracting. My wife just kept giving me the evil eye for mentioning it more than once.

Wild card group of 8
When they announced the group last night, I couldn't figure out why they brought on a lot of duds (Ricky, Von, Red head chick). But as I watched tonight's show and they basically said, "that wasn't great but congratulations" I realized the duds made it easier to let the 3 not-predetermined,…

I thought the girl with the coke bottle glasses was his girlfriend.

sorry for the mulitple posts
again, I'm a dildos/douchebag for not figuring out how to fucking use this piece of shit.

sorry for the mulitple posts
again, I'm a dildos/douchebag for not figuring out how to fucking use this piece of shit.

my browser/server is a dildos
I wasn't able to make specific replies but I think Anoop slouched because he's pretty tall and maybe his chair(?) or bench was made for Alexis and other Hobbits.

my browser/server is a dildos
I wasn't able to make specific replies but I think Anoop slouched because he's pretty tall and maybe his chair(?) or bench was made for Alexis and other Hobbits.