When I saw this, I remember thinking "Are Bale and Butler supposed to be a couple?" And I still kind of feel like that was what was going on, like Bale said "I think my character is gay and this is his lover" and the director said, "yeah sure, play it however you want in your head." Or maybe I think that because there…

The obvious answer to a crime problem is to mutate some turtles and train them in martial arts/humvee bowling.

Wrongly accused criminal, hooker, businessman with hooker, Latina cop, crude hooligan… The ironic thing is that it begins with an actress refusing to play a stereotype… then she meets a bunch of stereotypes. They get worked up and start verbally abusing one another with Crash levels of believability and also say…

I figured he was doing a hip flexor exercise. Isn't that a Flash thing?

I know he said that this is his PhD in horror, but I don't think he got
that right. A dissertation examines and comments on themes. This book just regurgitates those themes for the umpteenth time. It is the horror equivalent of a Scary Movie installment: just because you reference a past horror trope (Pennywise…

Looks like Lynch did the whole thing in one afternoon with spare crap he had lying around for the last twenty years. The same could be said of Reznor.

I really like this one too. There's a lot of energy in the album, but it's far from all being negative. I guess it's dark, but I don't find it all that surprising and not nearly as dramatic as Heller does. "Choir of caged angels?" "A nightmare?" "Bandages being ripped off wounds?" If he liked this album any more it…

There is roughly one sentence of the reviewer's reaction in this review, and the rest is synopsis. 

There is roughly one sentence of the reviewer's reaction in this review, and the rest is synopsis.