Also, Patrick Kane is an idiot.

For the record, my favorite Gracie Bell moment EVER is when Tami's pre-Coach ex-boyfriend is in town (the one with the helicopter or something?) and he comes to Dillon's game that week. Coach looks back in the stands to see him next to Tami cheering and he holds up little GB in a pink puffy snow suit like she is a…

Favorite Gracie Bell aside of the week
"I NEED MORE DRINK"

Wait
So the minibar candy isn't free?

No apparent reason other than it is extremely delicious, of course. Better than those macadamia cookies.

In an episode full of great little moments, Coach cooking bacon for no apparent reason was definitely up there.

OK, Jules gets expelled and transfers to… a school in Chicago! And her and Saracen get to be together again!

Crying, per usual
Just want to say that Wallace acted the shit out of that storyline. His little biting his cheek half-grimace facial expression says it all. The scene in Coach's office and the confrontation at the end were classic FNL.

So good
I liked Britta caressing Starburns' er… starburns.

—Favorite lines/moments?
OK fine, I guess we'll do your job for you.

Say it
Bag-el

Good lord hot damn YES.

Soo…
Hey there A.V. Club. Did you know a new season of "Greek" starts this Monday? Hmm? Maybe assign someone to watch it and review it eh?

Favorite line
Troy, looking on: "Water it!"

one more thing
…. HATE little J's dress.

It was an OK episode
Saw the threesome coming from the first minute of the episode with the newspaper article. It was so blatant I thought maybe it was on purpose to make us think that was the threesome but then have a completely different other threesome. Clearly I have too much respect for this show.