New York royalty…
Man…I totally need to meet Pizzarina S'Barro…bet she's hot…might even have a sex tape, eh?

Sheen is actually really brilliant with his comedy…I didn't expect it but he really plays it well. And it is a little Mr. Bean-ish with his winks and premature celebratory attitude…

The world has truly gone mad…we're…we're through the looking glass here, people…

EIGHT BOOBIES FTW!!!

@ not ted danson…you should totally ask that same question to not shelly long…

Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains…

I like where this is going….

To yearn for the days of WB or UPN…sigh…a boy can dream…can't he?

Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei?

Out of curiosity…
did they say anything that might make me want to watch this goddamn show?

Yes. The sun never sets on the Dick Empire…

I always thought it was Donk-Donk…I think we should go with that one… yeah…definitely.

Mitchell
had a great rant tonight to try and get back at Cam for not going to the Lavender Ranch…throwing in Elton John is classic.

Geez, Zardoz…your last comment smells like Hipster Sweat and Doritos…

Feeling good, Louis!

Best line…
Sheldon: "Pull it together, man!"…just beautiful…

Is it really that bad? I've been hearing pretty negative things too and I thought with the cast…meh…maybe not so terrible?

I couldn't believe I still remembered all the words…nice…

THANK YOU!! Yeah…Ted's generally a Doucher…but what the hell is wrong with being at a party like that and being appreciated. He puts up with everyone elses shit…and he sucks for getting to be in his own element? Screw that!!

How long until…
someone shows up with a Roger avatar and registers the name, "Applebee McFriday's?"