Alpha Protocol got a lot of shit, but for some reason I've played it and enjoyed it more than any game I've ever played.

I got the six hour early access and wasted it all collecting elfroot and iron.

Did you spend $100 on an eighth?

I've been reviewing Oreos on twitter for ages. Where's my Great Job?

I liked him in The One I Love

what the fuck?

I'm pretty sure it was a genie and I think his weenie was ten feet.

I might be wrong but I think Candlestick had this.

Do you watch football at all? And have you ever actually met someone who watches football? Or are you just basing your opinion on a stereotype of football fans? All of the people I know who are football fans are good people. Some of them skinny and some are fat, but I don't really see why that matters. Or why the…

"You guys are idiots, but you're my idiots," was the moment in the trailer that I knew this movie was going to suck. Every time I see a trailer for this movie I complain about how awesome the cast is because it's so obviously a shitty movie.

I like Dr Dog and Foxygen a lot so it's too bad that this is gonna suck.

I was too embarrassed to see the Lizzie McGuire (I have no idea how to spell it) Movie when it came out but I really wanted to so I made my mom take me for her birthday.

Cars sucks and Cars 2 is even worse. They made a shitty spinoff with Planes and then they made more Planes movies. Fuck Cars and fuck Planes.

I used to play Monopoly with my friend and his little brother a lot, but he and his brother would always do joint ventures where they would share properties and split the payment for houses and it was total bullshit and I hate Monopoly.

Nobody in my family knows how to delete recordings so we have 83 episodes of Full House on our DVR.

I saw the Gin Blossoms, Sugar Ray, and Smashmouth last summer. Gin Blossoms were kind of boring but Sugar Ray was cool and had a lot of energy. Smashmouth was ok. Overall it was a mediocre concert but they're all mediocre 90s bands so I'm not sure what I expected.

I remember when I saw the first four Harry Potter movies at midnight. I haven't seen any of the other movies though. I was pretty pissed when they didn't show the whole quidditch match in the fourth one.

A girl I work with is an intern and she's getting paid, but the internship is for her college and it technically counts as a college course for some reason, so now she has to pay tuition. So the company is still paying her, but all that money is going to the school.