hmm
Why was this chosen for review?

How could you forget…
The Man Who Wasn't There?

Micheal Cera…with a moustache?!

The Quiet Man also features a several-miles-long fistfight.

Seeing the trailer for this made me like Away We Go even more than i had before.

*uses

He using his impressive spurting blood cock to lure the vampires.

OhNoNotAgain seems like the sort of guy that *should* be writing music reviews here.

Learned That Lesson Well
"The hero learns a valuable lesson that will serve him well in the years to come: Success comes with pandering shamelessly to the tastes of the public."

I give him credit for conveying flop sweat via text. Not many can pull that off, over and over and over again.

Only Animal Collective is allowed to ironically wear ugly sweaters these days.

And if you get those Walmart pizzas, you can save up to $300 a year!

Maybe my dream of living to hear a Zwan/Jessica Simpson collaboration will come true just in time for Christmas.

Why limit it to this year? How about 0 for 20 or so movies for the past 15 years.

I was going to say that!

I was thinking of when he walked out on that interview in the Royal Tenenbaums.

If you want to brag about your high performance cocksmithing, you should have the smarts to do it REGISTERED! How can we direct our envy in your not-logged-in direction?

I bet he's better than Shia Lebouf.

This will sell millions of copies, even though it will be broadcast for free, on an nearly endless loop, on Adult Swim, Fox, TBS etc. People love this show THAT much. Bad entertainment has the most supportive fans.

Everyone knows that a direct-to-video movie is nothing unless Cuba Gooding Jr. is in the cast.