Con Air is a lot of dumb fun; Armageddon is a fucking chore to sit through.

Pay It Forward literally gave me diabetes.

Pay It Forward literally gave me diabetes.

Holy shit, @GuyIncognitoII:disqus 's comment deserves all the likes.

Holy shit, @GuyIncognitoII:disqus 's comment deserves all the likes.

I will Argo see this movie.

I will Argo see this movie.

"Though well-done, the last act leans less on the facts of the case than
on Hollywood contrivances…"

"Though well-done, the last act leans less on the facts of the case than
on Hollywood contrivances…"

Mainly Jesus and my hot rod.

Mainly Jesus and my hot rod.

Your avatar still delights me.

Your avatar still delights me.

Cool.

Cool.

Psycho hose beast!

Psycho hose beast!

The power of love, Kirk.

The power of love, Kirk.

*kicks your face from atop of those funny bicycles with the big wheel in front*