I love you.

I just burst out laughing like an insane person at this. You, sir, broke MY brain.

I just burst out laughing like an insane person at this. You, sir, broke MY brain.

No, this is much more irritating.

No, this is much more irritating.

Reggie Miller or gtfo.

Reggie Miller or gtfo.

It's somehow funnier, even, having read that plea for empathy.

It's somehow funnier, even, having read that plea for empathy.

It's like the start of a promising short story.

It's like the start of a promising short story.

@avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus Since you you ended up married, I don't feel bad telling you I laughed my ass off at the first scenario.

@avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus Since you you ended up married, I don't feel bad telling you I laughed my ass off at the first scenario.

Thank you for that.

Thank you for that.

Delightfully surprised this joke wasn't edited out in syndication.

Delightfully surprised this joke wasn't edited out in syndication.

Me too, it's a very child-like inflection.

Me too, it's a very child-like inflection.

It's cool, CM; I appreciate it. Wiggum being cuckolded is something I've never caught all these years, but I'm pretty sure you're right.