MVP of this episode: The double stick tape holding Lydia's robe in place

I think Glee works better if you believe that each episode is really a Lifetime movie based on Rachel Berry's memoirs.  It explains so much.

Did anyone but me think "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" should have been sung by Santana and Puck?   They're both seniors and had rough years, don't they deserve solos?

Is anyone besides me disappointed that we didn't get to see Emily's performance on the witness stand?

Really Emily, you leave your ringer on while you're committing burglary? Really?

I wasn't trying to imply that no one but Jews has been oppressed in Russia or that anti-Semitism is worse there than in other countries. I was merely trying to illustrate the basis for the belief.

Just one example:

A flashback to Shirtless Artist and Victoria back in the day would have helped sell it. I'm hoping we get one next week.

I *love* that not only are characters defined by their ethnicity on this show, now they're just flat out naming them their nationalities.

They crammed three episodes into one and it didn't work over all.  And it feels really cheap to have Quinn get in a car accident so they have a way out of the teen wedding.

Has it been established that Robin is an only child? because if she has a sister…

Every since the Barney's father story line I've thought Barney's half-sister would be the Mother. It would be cosmic justice for Barney's flirtation with Ted's sister.  Even better would be Marshall's mom marrying Ted's dad so Barney and Marshall can switch from arguing over which is Ted's best friend to whether or…

I don't believe Amanda's pregnant either.  Also why is she so desperate to marry Ted?  She's pretty and rich.  She could easily find another guy who would be happy to marry her and have a mistress on the side.