Well, there's [bleep], and [bleep], and also [bleep]. Comprende?

Wow! Just wow. Wonderful review, as for the show?…. I am oh so done.

Carrie exploded, Saul's Beard™ was glorious as always, and Dana kept sucking air. That's about it.

I bow to you, Baller Matt Donovan.

I didn't think it was that bad. Maybe C+ or B-, but I'd definitely agree that there is so much exposition, even for someone who has seen every TVD episode. And I'm still struggling to care about Haley.

Or a DVR that will pile on great TV, only to make you feel guilty that you have so much stuff on it.

Yes, what was that about?!

This is from the creator of Better Off Ted. Let that sink in…

I really want this to be The Angel to TVD's Buffy. *fingers crossed*

So when is Mandy Patinkin actually going to show up?

I'm glad we can finally stop pretending Rebel Wilson is funny. She was never my cup of tea.

In a 1-10 grade scale of Saul's beard tonight, I would say it was around 11. Extra silver

Current Lizzy Caplan boob shots: A lot.

So does that mean, there are more movies about the Mohicans, besides, you know, "The Last of the Mohicans?"

Robin Williams as Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Gellar playing Marnie Michaels sounds… OK?… Maybe?

YOU DID!!! But the question is, how many?

The dog doesn't blog enough?! Fail!

I think the final scene was essentially Piper losing it. It was a very political statement from the show, telling us that we should fear is the system as much as the inmate. Because most of these women don't belong in jail, it is very clear that when the system decides they will lock them up, they do a disservice to…

Actually Sonia, non-muslims are not allowed to either Mecca and Medina. Hopefully one day they can at least allow "the people of the book" though, cuz man, just as an architectural nerd, that'd be as close to nirvana as anything.

Better known on those lands by his arabic name of Isa Ibn Maryam