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Int.  Clinic -  Day
OVER  (music lyric from 'Hurt') … 'the needle tears a hole..' …'

That's what makes it great!

Keanu is the least of this thing's problems. What's wrong with the actual 47 Ronin story?

Dikachu - first, welcome back! Second, the whole boypussy (or "boipussy" to name the former poster) thing is part of a trope of gay dirty-talk that probably goes back to the Romans,  the purpose of which is to imply, or pretend, that the bottom is a chick, or that the top would really rather be with a chick.  See

Criminal pardon and gout medicine.

But the Rooster Cogburn voice sounded an awful lot like his Wild Bill Hickok voice.

The pepperboxes? I assumed they were there to woo the steampunk crowd, just as Bridges is in it to pander to furries.

Oh, I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

Thanks, Savage Dik. No, I'm by myself here.  It's just doubtful that even in a much bigger centre I'll find anyone.  But is that self-esteem issues talking or realism? You've hit the nail on the head though.

I wasn't with a guy til I was 26 either. If I were you I'd experiment for a bit before telling everyone, and, really, there's no rush to do that is there?  Tell your best gal-pal first and see how it goes. As a bonus, such girls often know other gay guys which allows for meeting guys without going to a bar by

Dear Dikachu

Don't forget Col. Gentleman wailing 'Wally Schirra's on board!' when Hubbard's true plot was revealed.

Thanks!

Lots of good choices here.  Among many others, I'd want 'This is The Day' because it is so clearly NOT the day my life is going to change; 'The Drugs Don't Work' because obviously they didn't;  'Here Comes a Regular' and 'Karma Police' because they're just basically mournful.  'Fiddler's Green', 'Dust in the Wind' and

Only eviscerated? It's not news unless he eviscerated and sodomized them. Or at least half of them.

A guaranteed and ineffective arch, too. Which, since Jonas was probably aware of Rusty's general uselessness, could be seen as a safety measure like the clones.

I did like to see Saruman pick that up again and hack on Radagast and his shrooms. And that everybody else at the table tuned out the just say no speech and had a telepathic conference while he droned on and on.

This is apt - apt, I say! considering how old Tycho treated his staff and peasants.

I'm 46 and I've got some Skrillex. Okay, only to put on playlists to annoy the shit out of my 30something friends, but still.

Anyone else think she was pulling a little Kate Hepburn in 'A Lion in Winter' there? She had Kate's wimple and just a bit of a tremor.