WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US, HAPPY ENDINGS?!?!

Most definitely.

Louis: Warrior Princess

"Cunning plans and crazy capers" are totally the way to go.

Someone should make one for Cheryl/Carol

Lana.

So back up off of me, you're rea-eally weirding me out!

Pierce's Posse

Some sort of withered, fleshy hawk.

I'm just glad we now have a reviewer who deigns to pay attention to what is actually happening on the show.

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus , is thinking a part of your contract?

I concur. People are so much more inclined to demean themselves for a shot at "fame" now because reality shows are so prevalent. Plus, now they would be wearing about 1/4 of the clothes.

Reading this review makes me happy I stopped watching MF a few weeks ago.  I realized over the Christmas break that I didn't miss the characters and no longer cared about what happened to them.  If it was the Phil, Jay, and Luke show I would probably keep watching but I find Claire, Mitch, and Cam so grating that I…

Well, looking 10 years younger than you did 10 years ago is quite a feat.

"Can I see it?"
"Uh… no."

"You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!"

Way to hope that people get raped. Kudos.

The creepy part of this episode isn't that they have a big age difference, it's that he's her dad's good friend and could possibly have changed her diapers. I don't think you'd have this much of a problem with Mayor West/Meg together just because they don't have a familial/friendly relationship to begin with.

Man Getting Hit By Football!

George Bluth was originally meant to be a much smaller character but Tambor was just so fucking brilliant that they expanded his role—to the point of giving him two so he could really demonstrate his chops.