I think Monti's trepidation around live things in the kitchen showed why she can't possibly win, and I think they're trying to make Josh (along with David) into a villain, but it just looks like normal competitiveness to me. Unfortunately, my wife and stepson now HATE Josh, and he was an early pick of mine (as well as…

SLAYER QUEEN

SLAYER QUEEN

I'd really like her comments (or more to the point, the editing of her comments) to be about more than her being blind. She's getting one-dimensional and annoying fast. Which I suppose means that they ARE treating her like everyone else, so never mind.

I'd really like her comments (or more to the point, the editing of her comments) to be about more than her being blind. She's getting one-dimensional and annoying fast. Which I suppose means that they ARE treating her like everyone else, so never mind.

This is my understanding of the list of "It's Not Funny" tracks:

This is my understanding of the list of "It's Not Funny" tracks:

The only time that video engaged me was the Guitar Hero part, and only because I was trying to figure out what the chart was. After about 5 minutes of thought, I'm at least 50% sure that was the intro to Girlfriend on Expert.

The only time that video engaged me was the Guitar Hero part, and only because I was trying to figure out what the chart was. After about 5 minutes of thought, I'm at least 50% sure that was the intro to Girlfriend on Expert.

But it's totally OK, guys, because they're gonna bury the show next to Roots!

But it's totally OK, guys, because they're gonna bury the show next to Roots!

The bit about Mr. Holland's Opus reminded me also of "Can't Fight the Moonlight" from Coyote Ugly and "Degenerated" from Airheads. Ye gods, they were both terrible.

The bit about Mr. Holland's Opus reminded me also of "Can't Fight the Moonlight" from Coyote Ugly and "Degenerated" from Airheads. Ye gods, they were both terrible.

Might not have been a blockbuster, exactly, but the lead character from The Trotsky was an ironclad, prissy asshole.

Speaking of shit games: SNES Pit Fighter (whereas the Genesis version was actually pretty solid). Oh my damn, that game was so horribly done.

In high school, I had a massive crush on a girl (who is still, miraculously, a very dear friend), and she had rented Life is Sweet . I'm probably remembering this imperfectly, since it's been 15 years or so, but the scene where the youngest girl was doused in chocolate sauce and then had it slowly licked off was especi…

"[Grand Funk Railroad] managed to deliver the greatest self-celebratory rock anthem of all time, 'We're an American Band'."

It's not too hard to do, actually. First, get an idea of when you want to start/end the track. Then right click on the track, choose "Get Info," go to the "Options" tab, and adjust start and/or stop time as necessary. Then click "OK," right click on the track again and choose "Create MP3 version," which makes a new…

Fuck: Edina.
Marry: Saffron (massive, massive crush on her when I was 16).
Kill: Patsy.

It was also confirmed that she did, in fact, have the chronic on that day.