"Remember the Titans"

"Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, y'know what I mean? Know how much a condom cost?"

"Yo, I'm Cuban, B!"
"Yes, Cuban B!"

@lexicondevil: "Sarah Palin's not going to run for shit, because she's not interested in any job that requires either responsibility or accountability."

@vandermonde: "It Was Then That I Carried You" vs. "Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints" is my favorite point/counterpoint one.

The bits of Scrabble documentaries I've seen have been pretty decent, but then again, I was a tourney player once (and trying to get back).

Sorry for the double, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention "William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Jr."

My favorite Onion headline is just two words: "Ebert Victorious."

In my mind, Chief Wahoo is now doing the associated dance. Thank you for that.

Something something Raining Blood something something.

Holy shit, yes. He's a hack's hack.

s/enderjed/Hoodwink/

enderjed: shy. Reports of guyhood unconfirmed.

@El Santo: "Did someone say "Cantaloop"? Isn't that a city in Canada?"

I've always liked FF8 more than FF7, but I'm OK with the latter. I usually repped Red XIII/Tifa/Cait Sith.

On the non-melon tip, I used to love the hell out of some liverwurst. Can't stand it now. I'm losing my taste for bologna, even.

Is that the one with Rosie O'Donnell in dominatrix gear? If so, yeah, I can see that.

Holy shit, I thought "The Other Sister" had left my brain. Thanks for nothing, y'all.

That Undercover Boss show…
…can kiss every square inch of my ass. I'll catalog it if I have to.

In the proud tradition of being far, far away from the actual time of airing/presentation (i.e. Silence of the Lambs jokes and a bungee jumping denouement in a movie that debuted in 2001), the show will move backwards in time as it progresses. If that holds, then I want this thing to go for 6 seasons or so, just so I…