Oh good, Kristen Schaal has been looking for work.

They did it all for the 5 cents off when they use their Gas Perks credit card.

They're paying you to write about time you steal from them. Life is good.

Then Katelynn's story checks out.

I'm more concerned about the logistics of the Navy presence in Tennessee.

Well I didn't know you were called Boaty McBoatface. (Also, this is what I call a farcical aquatic ceremony.)

Thank you, Internet, for creating a problem then encouraging people to be mad about said problem.

"19 Bands That are Somehow Still Active"

"We roll over to Endor, either in your Millenium Falcon or my pre-owned Acura legend"

This is a strange first installment of Courtney Love Week at the AV Club.

Going to a Meeting with HR is the next Mountain Goats song.

And hosted on a site that definitely won't raise any red flags at work.

Don't forget about their juicy butts.

Why would JERRY bring anything?

John Mulaney looks like a weird, unsettling Mark McKinney.

Argh! I was gonna say that!

I saw them back in like 1998 when they played a show with TMBG. I have a distinct memory of them playing a cover of Beethoven's 5th Symphony but I can't find any record that this was ever on a setlist.

Any word on if he will wear the same exact clothes in every episode? I would assume he will be paid significantly more for a supporting role on network so maybe he can get two tan blazers.

I'd also be interested in a live action version of Wolfman Hotdog living in the Sha Na Na house, making 10 million dollars per gig and not drinking egg creams.

Bring out the girls!