Would ya look at that; someone on the internet made an ironic reinterpretation of "All-Star". Never thought I'd see the day.

MORPH!!!!

weeeeelllll my name's Mike Dirnt and (something something esoteric early 80's breakdance reference)

The gap between Burton's Batman and that first X-Men movie is now SHORTER than the gap between that first X-Men movie and Apocalypse.

can't hear it when you're immersed in it, jabroni

I've often heard beer described as piss-flavored, but never piss-warm. Love it, keep up the good work.

MANT, bitches

eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-X-MEN

Much to the relief of those with face blindness and terrible memories, his and Oscar Issac's careers continue to dovetail nicely.

START BY RUNNING TO THE ROOM OF THE THREE GARGOYLES. THEN MAKE YOUR WAY THROUGH THE TRAP DOOR TO THE CLOSEST SEVEN-ELEVEN AND ASSEMBLE THE BAG OF THE CHEESEBURGER TAQUITOS

lol you said, uh, pompous

I really like the Nutcracker but this made me laugh out loud

Say no more. I think if I dug deep enough, I could still recite the entire thing by heart.

It's the consensus Columbia Pictures is banking on!

you're not thinking of Tom Jane, right? Easy mistake.

holy shit

The trailer for that 5th Wave movie, in theaters, felt like it was 20 minutes long

it happens a lot in that cigarette move The Insider

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oh my god, if he just stoically shouted pleasantries at the customers