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Somehow I ended up with the special Christmas edition CD, the one with Spawn dressed like Santa on the cover…

Weeeeoow

Or glowing reviews of a new underground band whose career ultimately flames out after their second album.

B-but Star Wars! Shared universes!!!

You couldn't drink water even?

OH NO!

I spent a long, rainy summer in the jungles of stteamong. Then three days before our Christmas deployment I lost my CO to a damn punji stick.

They will, but only IRONICALLY

Or, or, or, it could be like a Cranston in Godzilla thing. Not only do he and his raptor posse get wiped, but it happens before the hour mark.

Hell yeah

The AV Club

Qui-Gon's Funeral

I love that these callers were so ignorant about the ideas of race in America, but savvy enough to reference the appearance of samurai warriors.

Sounds like that scene was so bland that the breakthrough bands countdown stopped at 3.

WIth a roughly scrawled note taped to his chest,