I was in Jamaica about 10 years ago and noticed they'd put Bob Marley on the cover of that year's phone book. I had the exact same exact thoughts as you.

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And then, a Hellbeast ate them.

I see your point, but I bet there's something nice about being able to latch onto a predetermined skeleton of a story. Eliminates a lot of dead ends and writer's block.

I remember seeing him introducing segments on FOX for some Goosebumps TV special and his personality was dry as a bone.

Seriously, quote of the year right there.

Yeah when he left this project Abrams or one of the producers said something like, "we know he's interested in getting back to his regular and more lucrative work"

Ugh, NOT!!!!

It'll be edited back into the intro on some YouTube video in 2016 and you know it.

The Clampetts mistakenly flipping everyone off gave this film a special place in our grade school hearts.

This one comes up every once in a while. Notable mainly for the surprisingly traumatic character deaths.

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I remember always seeing that in the video store and thinking, "that's not, like, THE Boris and Natasha, right?"

**Befuddled Tim Allen grunt**

Came here for this. Ayup.

Dude, T3 is gonna be AMAAAAAAZING, I'm super psyched!!!

It's funny you mention his sleepy sarcasm, which is such an integral part of who he is.

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