I knew this was gonna get trotted out a lot today…

I knew this was gonna get trotted out a lot today…

Twas bowls of half-melted ice cream that killed the beast.

Twas bowls of half-melted ice cream that killed the beast.

As soon as I read that Onion article I knew it'd be sprinkled around here like salt on movie popcorn.

As soon as I read that Onion article I knew it'd be sprinkled around here like salt on movie popcorn.

Or the fact that they can just teleport through solid walls if they get the impulse.

Or the fact that they can just teleport through solid walls if they get the impulse.

It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets
everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft…and smooth…

It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets
everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft…and smooth…

This might be my favorite headline ever.

This might be my favorite headline ever.

*fog machine*

*fog machine*

- Mars Attacks! / Sleepy Hollow
- Get Shorty / Wild Wild West
- Mortal Kombat / Event Horizon
- Hook / The Lost World: Jurassic Park
- Memoirs of an Invisible Man / Vampires
- Jack / The Rainmaker
- Independence Day / Godzilla

- Mars Attacks! / Sleepy Hollow
- Get Shorty / Wild Wild West
- Mortal Kombat / Event Horizon
- Hook / The Lost World: Jurassic Park
- Memoirs of an Invisible Man / Vampires
- Jack / The Rainmaker
- Independence Day / Godzilla

You cried when they turned to stone, I just know it.

You cried when they turned to stone, I just know it.

I'll go to bat for Starship Troopers, but I agree it's had the benefits of revisionism. It went from dumb, fun action movie to BRILLIANT SATIRE. I like to think it's somewhere inbetween.

I'll go to bat for Starship Troopers, but I agree it's had the benefits of revisionism. It went from dumb, fun action movie to BRILLIANT SATIRE. I like to think it's somewhere inbetween.