HOOOOOONGARR GAYYYYMMMMEEESSS

HOOOOOONGARR GAYYYYMMMMEEESSS

That trailer must hold the record for half-jokes that had to be eviscerated to maintain an "All Ages" pedigree.

That trailer must hold the record for half-jokes that had to be eviscerated to maintain an "All Ages" pedigree.

Those shots of the little kid could be memories, or even some other kid pretending to be Superman.

Those shots of the little kid could be memories, or even some other kid pretending to be Superman.

WHERE ARE YOU?!

WHERE ARE YOU?!

I'll never forget how happy I was that a generic period piece trailer about feudal Japan suddenly morphed into…

I'll never forget how happy I was that a generic period piece trailer about feudal Japan suddenly morphed into…

Man flies so fast he breaks the sound barrier

Man flies so fast he breaks the sound barrier

This might sound naive, but I feel like this tragedy soured the mood to the point where this movie kinda just fades away. Box office success doesn't mean spit in the wake of this news, but movies like this you just expect to churn consistently until the fall.

This might sound naive, but I feel like this tragedy soured the mood to the point where this movie kinda just fades away. Box office success doesn't mean spit in the wake of this news, but movies like this you just expect to churn consistently until the fall.

I'm there with you. I picked up Long Halloween after hearing nothing but praise, and had essentially the same problems.

I'm there with you. I picked up Long Halloween after hearing nothing but praise, and had essentially the same problems.

Hey, wha happen?

Hey, wha happen?

COMMAND+F, silly bean.

COMMAND+F, silly bean.