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Objection: That was a reboot people WERE asking for.

He's the damn President, he could wear rotten moose nuts on his head if he so pleased.

Rebuttal:

It definitely won't bomb horribly, and its already made more than its budget.

That kinda stuff drove me absolutely mad when I was a kid. I had trouble watching the X-Men and Spider-Man cartoons for the same reason.

Yeah, they need to dial down the hate on that summary. The movie's well worth your time; it really surprised me in the theater.

That was my pick. That show is my crown jewel of random Netflix Streaming discoveries.

Agreed. I was happy to hear about Neeson, I feel like he's who I would've cast.

Imagine CNN:

Gentlemen to bed! We rise at 9:30!

Yes, quite.

All the Marvel movies have little cameos and references to a future Bad Teeth Man movie.

In my head I started hearing 'haRRRRRRRd, stRRRRRong, patRRRRRRiotic RRRRRRRR's'.

Anyone else think he was barely balancing that razor-thin edge between 'opinionated' and 'windbag' on WTF yesterday?

The Jimmy Carter joke absolutely slayed me.

Tell me it's not too short. I'm dying for this to be a long-ish game.

I wanna know who's more grizzled.

Their revised rulebook is called '6 Epic Secrets About Hitler That Would Have Turned WWII Into A Zombie Apocalypse'.

I love the whole match between Maximus, the bigger muscle man, and the tigers. There's one moment, though, that sends it into the great pantheon of scenes for me:

I honestly love that shot. It's very well-composed. It gives you a great sense of scale, and it's awe-inspiring in that 'horrible beauty' kind of way.