The chick from King of Queens was my first thought, but I could be way off base.

Let's keep this list going…

Ed 2: Fred

The 'prosthetic' tail is really a chunk of another dolphin's tail they hacked off and dipped in papier mache goop.

Hey, Diablo Cody…knock it off.

I guess somebody neglected to work the muscles while they dropped the weight.

God yes, I'd do that stuff too. Just smokescreen everyone and pepper a bunch of fake updates throughout your press releases.

of dialogue? Nah, better make it coke.

I can see one guy doing it, sure.

RE: The Vebber quote

I love that the Blu-Rays on Amazon have like a 2-star rating, thanks to the boycotting from hundreds of nerds, but it's still the number one best-selling Blu-Ray on the site right now.

It WAS weird to see him just up and walking around, like he was running an errand.

I don't like Wizard of Oz because I'm afraid of lions. When I was 5
there was a huge lion outbreak that devoured parts of my
grandparents' tiny little village, and that was around the same time I
saw Wizard of Oz for the first time.

Recently someone here described Jedi as 'claustrophobic' and I can't get that adjective out of my head.

Can you expand on that? I know about the Ewok haters, but I always assumed Yoda was like an instant entry into the zeitgeist (in a good way).

It took a looooooooong time for them to sink in, but one day I was listening to this, and everything clicked. Give it a try…

Hear this yet?

The Unicorns are the only band I remember really resonating amongst a sea of indie noise during Chicago's Sunday night local alternative radio show.

They're like TMBG in the sense that they blur the line between novelty and sincerity. They're a lillypad for the up-and-coming music hobbyists, and a safe, pillowy womb for timid nerds.

Heavy (Pt.2?) is an excellent song.