i once had a roommate who was an elementary school teacher. he didn't understand why the bank said he was overdrawn when he still had checks left. true story.

or george washington carver.

shut your mouth!

i misread that as "anal camp" & was afraid to ask…

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!

i loved "ellen tebbits!"

especially if you just bought a fishing boat…

i was 2 years old when this show debuted & i absolutely loved it! the thing that freaked me out the most was morticia's feet - you never saw them b/c the bottom of her dress splayed out on the ground like tentacles & i thought those were her feet!

ruk!!!!

q-tip? couldn't you meet kleenex instead? *crickets* great, now there's a cricket in the house.

zombie aids!

rick & his ronin!

he's got to get a hold of hazel evers from "ahs: hotel." that would be a match made in heaven!

the cow is too valuable & will ride inside. also, they really should take 2 cows.

and daryl needs a barrette!

they're GOING to the fireworks factory.

doesn't make him less of an asshole.

well, do you?

i lived in woodside for a year!

sold his soul for nothing.