or a pizza pie!

he would've made it…if he wasn't wearing his lucky ham.

or a toothbrush.

the best part of these ads is that they make the job seem so incredibly difficult to begin with! how hard is it really to cook eggs in a pan on the stove? how hard is it to drain a pot of spaghetti? what kind of genius do you have to be to slice strawberries?

especially with all that emotional baggage floating about!

shouldn't that be pronounced "raw-lie" rather than "roe-lie" b/c there are 2 "L"s in the word? just sayin'. also, why the hell would anyone want a tube of eggs? why would someone invent that? why would someone buy that? i also love the muzak version of "the girl from ipanema" that plays while he's waiting - the…

i'd tell you but…oh, fu…never mind.

the too-early losses of john candy & phil hartman are enough to make me believe the devil is real.

av club:

they used to be better before they sold out to a big eastern syndicate.

we "older" gals gotta stick together.

i live on cape cod. we have to know these things. it's on the test.

it should be pointed out that "coffin" is actually an old nantucket name. also, the book rocks

haven't seen the movie in forever but i seem to remember that the theatre script has some horribly racist african-american characters. not quite minstrel show but close.

i played essie in a community theatre production!

i think america is precisely the best place to set it b/c americans are all "that could never happen here, we have a constitution, separation of church & state etc." i also meant that it hits closer to home for women readers than men. i can't think of many countries in the world where men can't drive, hold down…

the graphic novel has great depictions of it.

love this book - great story!

yes, how cool is that????

i don't care what you say…i liked this show.