best song about cannibalism ever!!!!

i remember this one!!!!

when are they going to get to the fireworks factory????

that one always gets to me - "maybe she'll find an island with a shady tree just like the one in our backyard…" get those onions out of here!

that's so damn funny??? obviously, what you and i consider funny are light-years apart.

don't forget to tip your waitress.

ba dum-dum.

you stand proud…ain't nothing wrong with being a fancy lad.

no, it's an…homage! (say with french accent)

"frankie was about to finally open up with a panty raid…" are we not doing phrasing any more?!

yay for garrett!

also, no more ratty facial hair.

you dreamed that. it never happened.

JAY JU!!!

and yet NOTHING will ever top "topsy!"

zeke had all the best answers for tina's questions, she should go after him. after inspecting his butt, of course.

"an old army buddy is visiting mannix?"

damned reformed verdukians - they're an abomination!

you forgot those short "info" spots sponsored by drug companies that play in a continuous loop over & over & over & over again. for the last time, I DON'T HAVE THE DIABETES!!!

i loves me some judy!!!!! compared to the people who show up before her, i'm a f*cking genius! dumb hicks make me feel smart as hell b/c i've never cosigned for someone else's credit card, put my name on a lease where others will be living, cosigned for a car, put someone on my cellphone plan or moved my kids across…