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The XXX files?

Steve Coogan
should be on here for Tristram Shandy. Same with Gillian Anderson

I would vote for Lucy Lawless just for the "Xena needs Xex" line alone,

I'm glad that all these people were in on the joke

cannibal corpse

that picture of her on the album cover
doesn't do her justice.

that picture of her on the album cover
doesn't do her justice.

I wonder what he thought of the two jakes
Do secondies count on this thing? By the way, that movie was shit

racist cartoons
I remember watching a bugs bunny cartoon growing up called "Bugs nips the Nips." It was supposed to be a war rally cartoon, but the stereotypes that they used for the Asians would not stack up compared to the sterotypes we use for Asians nowadays

NOTHING!! YOUR FIRSTIE WAS NOTHING!! YOU SO STUPID!!

If Tool is a prog band, then Nick Cave is a doo wop singer

Who are they? John Petrucci forever!!!

I agree. Any band of middle-aged men who have the balls to call themselves "Spock's Beard" better be fuccking tight

a change of seasons
Dream Theatre's 23 minute song about the changing of the seasons. PROGGGG ROCKKKK!!!

Flounder, I'm gonna give ya that firstie because I don't think I've seen ya around these here parts. But if you picked that name just to get away to coming up with good firsties, well then we might just have to break out the ol' canceraids out on ya.

I think
this video is supposed to be set in Iowa.

A bunch of guys in my high school had a band called "skagina". They sucked

Yeah, I'll yield to that being pretty bad

Ocean's 11 inches

super size my jaeger bomb
I once went up to Morgan Spurlock drunk off my ass in a bar and told him I love that series "30 days later" when he became a vampire for 30 days.