"the vast emptyness…"
"Yeah, yeah, I can take a hint."

Tanya's comment
I like Tanya, generally, but I thought her calling out Ray as "a baseball coach, right?" was pretty cruel. Is Ray a Mensa-level beatnik poet? No, but he spent his limited free time to bring his son to her poetry reading. That was a strange lack of respect.

That sounds just like my day
Except I stay far away from ESPN radio, and I masturbate to Yuvutu at least twice.

Eerie similar commenter battle!

That kid looks like
Justin Long and Keanu Reeves had a kid.

I just watched it again, and it's 100% Chip Caray that made the joke. No doubt about it.

I was completely convinced that Chip Caray made the "2 under" joke. I believe it was the first thing shown from that game, and I remembered thinking "hey, it's Chip Caray."

The fact that the wheelchair kid in Glee is named Kevin McHale always cracks me up, too.

Yeah, I agree Tuck. As the 30 for 30 tv club posts attest to, some of the writers and plenty of us commenters are sports fans.

COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!?

/wipes champagne off of lip, flicks it away

This one was personally relevant
I signed up for fb over a week ago, because I was applying for a job that included social media, and I didn't want them snooping and finding I had neither fb or twitter.

Do I get booed if I say Denver has better weed and beer than any of your towns?

I could've sworn Troy said "He's ghost-riding the jib!" Either way, that line killed me.