I thought you were going to link this:
 
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I keep thinking about that deleted scene on the DVD where David Cross goes on a tirade, screaming about how terrible the film is and throwing props around. I really don't think he was kidding around there.

Riki-Oh is a cinematic masterpiece. Hollywood wishes it could do anything as batshit crazy.

Chunk Bryan has to do the truffle shuffle before Josh Clark lets him into the studio.

PS: Eat that vomit, fucked-up dog.
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This was a very good interview, thank you AV Club.

That must've been a pretty traumatic summer. Don't get me wrong, I love each of his early features but couldn't imagine seeing them back to back.

I was at a convention where some guys in a panel were criticizing how D&D doesn't reward failure. This guy with a neckbeard stood up and stormed to the doors of the conference room. He turned and screamed at the panel hosts, "YOU'RE BLATANTLY WRONG!!" Then he slammed the doors and ran away.

Reginald you have my favorite avatar of anyone on the AV Club.

Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks.

Santa Claus is totally unwatchable, so the Conquers the Martians wins by default. That opening scene of children holding rifles in Santa's shop goes on for an eternity.

Gherkins I had this stuck in my head for the whole week. I'm sad it doesn't get more attention.

Thanks for answering my question, AV Club! These are terrific recommendations.

That'd be fun, but Patton nails the solipsistic moron voice like no one else.

He took the bald picture with an iPhone camera app called "David Fincher Dungeon Lens."

I picked up my first and only Korn record in late elementary school. It's kind of a bummer when even 5th graders realize your band is shitty poop ass. Regardless, this review should exist for this sentence alone, which is the greatest damnation of music I've ever read:

I was not expecting CCAA to literally be the worst band in the world. We throw a lot of superlatives around on these message boards. I am not exaggerating: that is the worst music I think I've ever heard.

He does have that bit about being in the "I Died in the Apocalypse" roped-off section of heaven.

Patton Oswalt for 2012.

Hardcore Will Never Die is an OK place to start, but my entry was Mr. Beast and I think it's an awesome place to start. You have the slow, atmospheric build of Auto Rock and the crushing  Glasgow Mega Snake right after. I saw them play at the 9:30 Club last year and couldn't breathe it was so loud.