This show, in its first incarnation, came first.

Easy, Tex.

@AlainChristian:disqus Fuck you.

Or all of our user names.

Fuck WDIV and it's pre-emptive, weather porn tornado coverage.  I missed the first 15 minutes of Community and I have no idea about the context of anything I saw later.

I listened to the WTF where Marc interviewed this fat fuck from Philly who basically equated black comedy to idiocy and relayed every ghetto stereotype he could into the context of his interview.  Maron giggled throughout and nary a peep was heard on these very boards.  It's not a contest between racism and misogyny,…

Secret scumbag? Really? A member of ACT-UP are we?

When the announcement came, I was a student at Magic's alma mater, Michigan State.  We heard the rumor a day prior because one of Magic's childhood friends was a professor at the University and also served as my roommate's advisor. My roommate went to see him the day before the announcement and found him crying in his…

Dan Fan since '91, just saw them for the first time live in '12.  Yeah, we're here.

Greek girl booty is no curse.  Embrace the blessing.

Hey, 99 percenter, get with the program. Fat WOMEN are disgusting! If you're gonna rail against the norms of society, you might as well pitch a tent in the park outside my high rise like those Occupy goofballs.

Man, shut the fuck up.  This is the AV Club.

Fuck the Wolverines!

Goddamn!!!

"While Shane’s introduction and Sudeikis’ flashy performance…" was the first mention of Jason Sudeikis being in the episode, yet this fact is stated as though he was previously mentioned in the review.  I haven't seen the ep yet, so that was quite a reveal several paragraphs in that this new sidekick was Jason…

I know the snark is coming, but fuck what you say. Whitney Houston was an undisputed giant in popular music and deserves all of the tributes that are coming her way.

Yeah, she did. Her rebellion knows no bounds. First, she marries into the 1% and now this.

Where the fuck is the Don Cornelius newswire?

What does that mean?

Keep taking shots at Detroit if you want.  But remember: Detroit shoots back.