I'm 39 too. It is not pretty.

You motherfuckers act like:
a) A movie role is so easy to come by for Black actors/actresses that they can be really picky.

Maury Chaykin is dead
And the AV Club doesn't care.

The cops should have understood. You couldn't very well suck your passenger's dick with your seat belt on.

Harris watches Burn Notice.

To quote a screaming Sam Kinison…
…"dick in your mouth all day!!!!"

Freak Wharf
It might have been great if I wasn't distracted by him constantly laughing at his own jokes. It ruined the CD/Download for me.

Why did you send me to that message board? That's exactly where this is headed!!!

Green Acres.

Bullshit. There's plenty of story there. Except for that kid from Amsterdam and his lady. That's just wasted time/space.

A litany of Detroit MCs…
…and Guilty is easily the worst of the lot. My mistake, Frank N Dank actually make an appearance on this thing. They are the bottom of the barrel. More Elzhi, less of this motherfucker.

Poor Maya
At least give us a fighting chance to defend you. You up and fucking REPRODUCED with the establishment.

Damn! I gotta find somebody with a Costco membership.

Seasons 1-3
I just bought the first 3 seasons packaged together at Target for $16.99 yesterday. That's hella cheap!

Skyler = Yoko
Nice one, Odenkirk.

That two-faced thing you say Jennifer Garner has? That's exactly how I see Angela Bassett. Sometimes stunning, other times yikes. I think it has something to do with having angular facial bone structure.

I've finally caught up…
…to the rest of America and discovered the torrents. I've now seen every episode. Why the fuck are we still seeing the buskers? They add N-O-T-H-I-N-G to the story. Sonny is fucking annoying and his ol' lady is just sad. I thought I hated N.O. jazz, but apparently not. Davis's aunt is a bit…

Yeah they did!

Completely OT - WTF with Mark Maron
The response to the Mencia interview is up!!!

10. Must produce a valid certificate of birth or be a naturalized citizen of (insert name of appropriately funky place here).