Russell Brand
Apparently his charms are lost on me, but I'm willing to be proven wrong about his lack of talent. What could I watch/listen to that would give me an adequate assessment of his best work? And yes, I've seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Why would anybody consistently and repetitiously ask a member of any group whether the success of another one of their group affect them individually unless they connected them in their minds? What I'm asking is does a rising tide lift all boats? Or does it only lift the fucking boats that are actually in the water? …

Mesopotamia
Best B-52s song ever made.

With millions of dollars in his fucking pocket, internet commenter guy.

I've watched a lot of schtick play out in my time on the AV Club: Tinky, Tarkovsky's AD, ZMF, and a few dozen others. This shit is despicable. There is nothing funny about this troubled fellow human being that might be in peril. As one of the few black commenters on the AV Club site, I've witnessed my fair share of…

Where the fuck is the review for last night?!? That shit was funny!

I remember Prince as a little fat assed kid, doing commercials with his father when Cecil was a Tiger. Never thought that pudgy bastard would be a major leaguer one day.

El Zilcho, I thought that freakin' article was about me!

Lainie Kazan in her youth!!! Holy fucking moly!

I meant "couldn't stand" in the next to last sentence.

I got married 15 days after my 30th birthday and was divorced by the time I was 32. I thought 30 was my maturity deadline, and that I ought to start being an actual adult. Eight years later, I remarried. What a difference those 8 years made. I went from a horrible, cheating bastard who could stand to be in the…

Behind The Front was a good album. It has become suspect in retrospect. The Peas suck, badly.

Esquire's dope. I'm a 8 year subscriber. However, I'm probably at least a decade older than you, given the demographics at the AV Club.

The thing I love about the city of my birth is that most fuckwads are too scared to come into the city proper unless they are looking for the next White Stripes or some silly shit like that. Then their parents come back to identify the body. You're right, all the good shit is in the suburbs, close to where you live.…

Once again
Fuck WDIV Detroit for showing their local, schlocky garbage instead of Community. I'm off to Hulu.

Because clearly Afghanistan and Detroit are similar. That's hilarious.

Ha!

Olde British 600
Chang was downing malt liquor in a can. Nice visual gag.

Not Hateworthy
I fucking hate Rush Limbaugh, but this pageant judging thing is right in his wheelhouse. The pageant world is by and large a conservative arena, so more power to the guy. I hope he enjoyed himself and entertained viewers. I don't watch it nor do I don't care who wins. It's a beauty contest, no…

The AV Club in general
Doesn't this place seem to be teeming with trolls now these days?