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Knockout Zed
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Yes, it's a City of God reference and yes, that was Knockout Ned. It's pretty much a reason to use my real first initial and the last letter of my last name in my signature. K-Z is the way my actual signature looks, so I picked a username where I could mimic it. That's it.

I hope Q-Tip is invited…
…so he can punch Lupe Fiasco in the fucking grill.

To the poster who calls himself "Hey",

That's certainly why I hate him.

Honestly Lobsters, it's gotta be a comfort to such a brave, race-baiting son of bitch online and never have to, ya know, TEST your courage.

I just saw it yesterday. Good movie. It made me smile, but I don't think it's a GREAT film. I did enjoy the "middle" Salim though. He was like a little Scarface.

Pipe down Buck Rodgers! It's only a diver's watch!

I hope your generalizations about Black people are a misguided attempt at humor. "Only Black people don't get Apatow and Strangelove." Really? Those are the ONLY people? You are one dumb son of a bitch.

Nobody ever called the early 80s the "Golden Age of Hip Hop". That Golden Age was the late 80s - early 90s. Early 80s rap is completely stripped down and primitive, raw beats and simple rhymes. Run-DMC added a relatively new wrinkle to it adding guitars.

Sadly, Miss Michigan a.k.a. Righty, agrees with your sentiment on Dr. Girlfriend.

Man, I saw Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back both in their original theater showings when I was 6 and 8 respectively, and I liked them a lot. What I do not and will never understand is the enduring love of any of the films. They really were revolutionary for the time, but for fucks sake, none of the films in the

I love beats and rhymes, I fucking abhor poetry, so I'm in Nabin's camp. Everything on this list seems perfectly reasonable to me, even in cases where I completely disagree. I can see where a great deal of these things are "meh" or (since "meh" is looked upon in disfavor) "blah".

That is by far the dumbest fucking statement ever written on the internet. Ever.

Benjamin Button was one of the most boring, bullshit flicks I've seen in a long time.
As I watched it, I was amazed at how hackneyed it got by the minute. EXCEPT for the section of the movie with Tilda Swinton, and she didn't even get a nom for it. The Dark Knight snub is the last straw, breaking the back of the

The world's funniest middle initial is Q. By a long shot.

Psychologically Challenging
The redesign makes the AV Club look quite similar to New York Magazine's site, so it's sort of confusing to me. It gives me pause as to whether I should be making an assholish comment or a quasi-assholish comment.

Nope…
he's not much, much worse than Jamie Foxx. I'd call them even.

He should go to jail…
…because I want it that way.

What's this I hear about ABBA?

So cutting edge…
yet they managed to squeeze in a sassy black girl character and a dumb guido character.