Hello to my white friends and neighbors…
I'd just like to say be glad that skipping this film won't make you a pariah to nearly your entire race.

She is in possession of…
…the greatest white booty I've ever seen.

???
Where the hell is "Yeasty"? You know, the one with spandex shorts that show off her camel toe?

And get shitted on by the Dave Matthews Band tour bus? No thank you!

My first thought?
Freud. Sigmund Freud.

I guess it's official…
I'm a fucking nerd. I actually CARE about this whiny bitchfest.

I don't want him to grovel, just fucking respect how he got to opportunity to shine.
His vibe, his ability to BE an iconoclast and not get punched in the goddamn face by "hardcore" rappers is directly attributed to the Native Tongue movement. And specifically to ATCQ.

I stand convicted.

My siggy is appropriate. It's my shtick.

Yeah. And he licks his lips excessively in it.

I propose jail time…
for the rapist and Lynne Spears. And Britney. And K-Fed. And the editor of "OK".

Kids in the Special Olympics don't run very fast nor jump very far.

I will not purchase this shit…
until I see a full-out apology to the Native Tongues, and to ATCQ specifically. He alienated the heads with his anti-Quest bullshit.

Fuck that smirking MacFarlane bastard
I blame Family Guy for this "throw shit at the wall to see if it sticks" approach to comedy so popular with the youngsters.

You a bitch. For real.

Sherman Hemsley? I thought he was gay. Is he beating his partner? A man to man fight doesn't make you a pussy.

Maybe it's just me…
…but if you save someone from suicide, how could you ask them to "pay it forward"? You have effectively stopped them from doing something they ostensibly wanted to do. Am I right? Fuckin' John Cavieziel.

The most hilarious subject line ever.

Wrong again.

Originally, it was the Ed Sullivan edict to the Rolling Stones when they performed the song "Let's Spend The Night Together".