Rampant Assholery
Nobody's hooked Lobsters up with pussy yet?

onetonwonton
Do you not know who Zoe Saldana is? Or rather her ethnicity?

long memory/ce
You do recall that YEARS later that the kids put in jail for the Central Park Jogger's assault were found not guilty of the crime, right?

I can't wait…
until Lobsters gets in here to defend Gwen Stefani and puts all you hipsters in your place.

Will someone please…
get Lobsters some pussy?

No Credit Limit
You are my muthafucka! You run are runnin' the comments section.

I Got It
MCs have to be Barack fuckin' Obama but shitheads like that bastard from Arcade Fire can be as illspoken and illogical as a drug addled right-wing radio host. Gotcha.