Damon is dashed, but I'm now dashless
I'm suave and I'm dashing, I dine when I want, no dashes
This minus man is still slaying you, now minus a minus
A computer language Steve Jobs couldn't have invented

I'll try and put it in koan form:

With the sound off, I feel like I just watched a John Deere commercial that became an attack ad about how Obamacare is going to kill you.

Yeah, but in hiphop, that's considered old.

*picks up a hammer in one hand, as a sinister, throbbing synth theme starts up, then, in a surprising development, picks up another hammer in other hand as the throbbing synth theme gets a little more intense, then opens mouth wide and shows off teeth that have been sharpened so they're two rows of tiny blades…as the…

She and her fans need to get a little more ownery about the dick she's nailed. If she were in hiphop, she'd be tossing those names out like they were brands of champagne.

I'd like some Gangs of New York re-boot which pits these fans against the 4-channers who rigged a Taylor Swift contest so the winner might be an old guy who wants to smell her hair. I'm sure the mountains would echo with the sounds of their angry typing.

I'm gonna say Robocop, minotaur, or Man-Bat. If I still read Perez, I'd know the answer.

As someone who spent a dark year on Pedoclownsandwarcrimes!, I could make that guess.

I always wonder if there's some subconscious quoting of the vibraphone intro in Grant Green's "Django" for the descending part - you really might hear similarities in the 1:00-1:30. I stress subconscious - I don't think there's anything deliberate, just something that might have sunk deep in their heads and they…

"After I was fired half-way through production, I've never been able to watch the finished thing. They really went with a different direction when I left."

His son plays the young Tremond on "Twin Peaks", the one who makes creamed corn disappear in his hands and says "Je suis un ame solitaire". So, that sentence alone should read "I had a bohemian childhood".

AVC: “Flappy” is obviously strongly connected to consumerism. Are
songs ruined for you when they are co-opted by “evils,” such as
commercials? Do you cast them out of your life?

DL: Sometimes, and sometimes not. It depends on how they’re
used. I think that commercials can really ruin a song. You know that the
person…

I hope he shows some restraint and doesn't spelunk all over the place.

I don't get your joke at all, but I assume it has something to do with vaginas or the Austro-Hungarian empire.

Bird on a Wire
The Beast in Me
I See a Darkness
Would You Lay With Me (In A Field Of Stone)
Hurt

Sortof. It'll be a wang and chang party. But you'll have to bring your own wang.

"Even when not pillaging the Pixar canon, the film’s screenwriters are leaning on shopworn morals: follow dreams, fight fears, believe in little guys, and stand by family."

Hello, I'm another Ralph Bakshi movie you never wanted to see.

Oh god, the christmas album. That sounded like songs the Joker might sing on the Adam West Batman show during a robbery.