"Just let it go, kid. Angelina Jolie will be able to buy all sorts of stuff your old mom can't. Like a new forehead for me."

I'd just like to yell at all you people who gave this a community grade of "B+". Seriously, isn't the readership here the hipster army that looks down their nose at anyone still listening to My Morning Jacket, and watches "Funny Games" for laughs, and you give this garbage a B+? You people disgust me. DISGUST ME.

I'd just like to yell at all you people who gave this a community grade of "B+". Seriously, isn't the readership here the hipster army that looks down their nose at anyone still listening to My Morning Jacket, and watches "Funny Games" for laughs, and you give this garbage a B+? You people disgust me. DISGUST ME.

I'd let her inherit my second best bed! *wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink*

I'd let her inherit my second best bed! *wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink*

This guy I met at a truck stop said it lacked the presence of an authoritative "maitre en scene". Then he showed me a dead waitress strapped to the bottom of his cab. Since then, I've been on the run, hiding out. Sleeping in movie theaters. I've already seen Playing for Keeps seven times, but thanks to his thoughtful…

This guy I met at a truck stop said it lacked the presence of an authoritative "maitre en scene". Then he showed me a dead waitress strapped to the bottom of his cab. Since then, I've been on the run, hiding out. Sleeping in movie theaters. I've already seen Playing for Keeps seven times, but thanks to his thoughtful…

You speak of an ancient time, perhaps before the fall of the elves, a lost world that no one no longer knows.

You speak of an ancient time, perhaps before the fall of the elves, a lost world that no one no longer knows.

Has Schneider shown up in the comments yet to yell at people for misunderstanding his genius?

Has Schneider shown up in the comments yet to yell at people for misunderstanding his genius?

As someone who's never seen the show, I really enjoyed this review - though sometimes when the plot was being described, I couldn't tell if the writer was or wasn't drunk. One small, non-pendantic point: "universe where which seasons two through six never happened" - a stray which seems to have wandered in there.

As someone who's never seen the show, I really enjoyed this review - though sometimes when the plot was being described, I couldn't tell if the writer was or wasn't drunk. One small, non-pendantic point: "universe where which seasons two through six never happened" - a stray which seems to have wandered in there.

I can't tell which of the comments here are facetious or not - one point that seems to go unmentioned in the review (it may or not show up in the book itself), is that Tolkien has an incredible longing for the pastoral, and views industrialism as an enemy of this culture. He's not unlike the romantics in this, or a…

I can't tell which of the comments here are facetious or not - one point that seems to go unmentioned in the review (it may or not show up in the book itself), is that Tolkien has an incredible longing for the pastoral, and views industrialism as an enemy of this culture. He's not unlike the romantics in this, or a…

Worse. They found Nickelback on his ipod.

Worse. They found Nickelback on his ipod.

I feel like I'm constantly brushing past his name here, and I associate him with quality, but the association isn't strong enough for me to quite realize what's been lost: I feel like the guy who I had to explain to why it was a big deal that Harris Savides died. I wish you well, Mr. Phipps.

I feel like I'm constantly brushing past his name here, and I associate him with quality, but the association isn't strong enough for me to quite realize what's been lost: I feel like the guy who I had to explain to why it was a big deal that Harris Savides died. I wish you well, Mr. Phipps.

It speaks more to his fan niche than a general audience, but I've always found the one for Raising Cain hilarious: