First time with girl was pretty silly. She came over mine when my mother was away. I was 17. Watched movies, then made out the whole night. At six in the morning we had sex. Wasn't great and I didn't come. Left and never talked to her again. I properly lost it with my slutty girlfriend 3 months later.

Brilliant Album
I kind of miss the Cryptogram days but this is so melodic and beautiful.

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Not a Movie
But the trailer for Fallout 3: ultra-violence and Bob Crosby.

Oh dear, I apologise for last night.

I like aboriginals, I thought we treated them better than the native indiands

I want to marry puke drunk just so I can get squirrel semen to make me get stronger. Seriously though just watch Venture bros. and all will be redeemed. (I'm still drunk")

Tasmanian Tiger Juice and it is quite rare seeing they are extinct

Oh no!
I'm drunk and I'm Australian. let the trolling begin

Also after reading the interview, it could have been alot worse. It's still bad don't get me wrong (the questions were so simple) but yeah not as bad as I imagined

Tila Tequila's point of view
I think that must be the next obligatory interview. She's so misunderstood.

British Comedies
I may get alot of flak for this but I adore "The Goodies"

Homer!