I was replying to geekmilo, who specifically suggested a what-if of a man and a woman. To be clear, if a woman were being called a cock-holster, that would also be bad.

Be warned, the Jeffrey Dahmer is extremely non-vegan.

Luke was a Defender in the '70s and '90s. Danny was a Defender in the '90s and early '10s. And of course now the four of them are taking the name to promote the show, but that's wagging the dog.

Bad stories… Anything's possible.

That was insane. Let me just go down to Starbucks and order a Zodiac Killer.

Yep. I guess in order to maintain the secret, the writers just end up creating these personality-free mystery box ciphers. I'm not gonna care who Savitar/Zoom/Alchemy is when Savitar/Zoom/Alchemy is just. So. Boring.

It does seem like there aren't as many naturally funny guests these days. It's still great for Jimmy and company, but it's extra-special when somebody with comedic chops is on. But with every comedian in LA having their own podcast, I understand if they wanna cast their net in different waters like "random actors most…

I did a literal spit-take at my desk at "island of Hell." Fortunately it was just water.

It should be clear that Velocirapstar is specifically talking about the 4% here.

Is Trump stupid or senile?

Star Wars: Never Mind, Found Another Jedi Between The Couch Cushions

The app doesn't have anywhere to go and just kinda gives you Steve Bannon back: https://twitter.com/lbourgi…

I think there's a lot of "Wow, suddenly my glass is half-full instead of half-empty!" going on. Before, they would notice the 50 bad things that happened to them that week and it was all Obama's fault; now they notice the 50 good things and it's all thanks to Trump.

Trump's just saving that to enjoy on his free time.

"Despite a major field operation in the state, her organizers were frustrated that Mook wouldn't provide basic resources like campaign literature so they could try to persuade voters to back Hillary. 'What is the point of having a hundred people on the ground if you're not giving them any of the tools to do the work?'…

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Plus exactly one terrible comedy.

Days of Future Past should get that title. Big robots, time travel, multiple X-men teams, multiple retcons (stated and unstated), good amount of action…

Yeah, they suck. Being shitty isn't illegal. Assange should be hated and mostly ignored, not prosecuted… well not for WikiLeaks stuff, that is.