Salt never got a sequel. Nor did Haywire. Both were lower-budget than a Bond film. Hollywood has locked itself into regurgitating the same franchises that were created 30-60 years ago, because they have "brand recognition." As one might expect, they're basically all about white guys, not because it's particularly…

Fun fact: The Soft Cell version of Tainted Love is itself a cover! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That's why they picked up Darude as a free agent.

I really get a kick out of 45 snapping the ball and just immediately falling down. It's always a bummer for me to see the Colts lose, but at least they did so in often funny ways.

That, and ONLY that, will be what mankind is remembered for.

Yep! I hope he gets some more voicework in the future. I like him a lot and he's not somebody who's already been used by a million cartoons.

I'm so glad he does. He has the perfect balance of answering Nathan's questions seriously while refusing to abide by his ridiculousness.

Mannequins, gators and salsa lessons don't come cheap.

We're seeing psychosis here. A complete disconnect from reality.

I think the strategy is to get the run-off of families who came to see Star Wars but it was sold out.

Dow-now-now-now now-now-now-now now-now-n-n-noo doo noo-noo-noo-noo-noo-noo-noo-noo-noo-noo-n-n-n-noo!

So this IS the sequel to Furious Seven. They thought they could trick us, but the title gave it away.

The multiple gods part is in there. It's who's actually Hindu (him or his mom) that changes.

Spider-man 2, X2, The Dark Knight, The Winter Soldier, Hellboy 2, Blade 2…

I'm not surprised. Even as his TV work has been getting torn apart, his movies have been much better.

I liked their IFC show. I've had "Goldhoff and Steinstein" stuck in my head this very week. (https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I was on board for the first two-parter, but don't love them as being a consistent thing. I want to see those expressive eyes and brows, dang it!

As far as I know, the movie is entirely responsible for that awful idea, and the only one to do it. Sometimes Chill is just an opportunistic mugger, sometimes he has a specific reason to target the Waynes, but it's always him.

There's no central character on the show, but Danny DeVito was the "name" that the gang brought in to help It's Always Sunny survive early on.

I knew little about Miami Connection going in, other than a general sense of its so-bad-it's-good reputation and that biker ninjas were involved, so it was a real treat to discover just how ridiculous it is. And the measuring short was wonderfully horrifying.