Just like ol' Vincent Price.

I think the world the Dark Elves came from (and wanted to replace the universe with) was the Dark World in question? I've seen it twice and I'm not even sure. Now THAT was a terrible title. Though on the other hand, it is a pretty perfect match to the forgettable villain/a-plot.

It's nice to have one of these kind of sequels that has a title that isn't just "FIRST MOVIE'S TITLE: VAGUELY OMINOUS SUBTITLE." And it has more character than just adding a number.

There's even a brief Cryptkeeper appearance!

He's been a nerd his entire life. Seriously, if I threw a football at him right now, you think he could catch it? I doubt it.

Actually: https://vine.co/v/eW9PKbU3z9w

I adore that the "realistic" reboot of Batman has high tech ninjas taking over a city with fear gas. Batman movies SHOULD have high tech ninjas taking over a city with fear gas.

"How Can Radio Be Real If Our Ears Aren't Real"

The Duke boys hopped in their trusty vehicle, the "STRANGER IN THE ALPS."

Yet even as crazy young as they're casting right now, Holland will still be 21 by the time this high-school Spider-man movie comes out. wheee

I mean, I love Hannibal dearly, but the incompetence was renewing a weird violent show nobody watches twice over and doing nothing to make it more appealing to a wider audience. I'm incredibly grateful for their incompetence up 'til now.

I "follow" a ton of bands on Spotify, and every week I get a few notifications that some album by one of them is newly available, which means it wasn't before. There's also a not insignificant number of old '50s-'70s hits that are only available in the crappy re-recorded versions.

What does that make Heathcliff? Carly Rae Jepsen?

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

I'd like to know when he first heard of U2.

The role of executive producer is so varied to be essentially meaningless. It's probably due to his season one contract and just means he gets a check. As far as I know, he has no creative involvement whatsoever.

I don't pay 150, but the answer is because local monopolies and bundling. I mean, I have a landline (no phone attached to it) because it is literally cheaper than paying for just internet and TV. If I removed my TV (and phone), my Internet would go up and I'd want to add a couple streaming services and at that point…

"Transracial" typically refers to families that adopt across racial lines and it's messed up that Dolezal is trying to steal that term given that she comes from such a family. Add that to the twenty other messed up things about her.

So that's where all the sailors are.

Ah, I can't find the Monsanto one either, but I did come across this one I hadn't seen yet: https://twitter.com/dinkmag…