I've been made to understand he wrote a whole bunch of sonnets. Is that true?

Hold up, let's not underestimate X-Files Season 1. The X-Files had Mulder and Scully in season one. While acknowledging that the formula would be refined over time, that's still a rock solid foundation, where the characters carry you through any disappointing cases of the week. The season one incarnations of the…

Super Smash Bros. Black & White?

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I'm going salmon fishing if you know what I mean.

I know Game of Thrones can show more explicit gore/violence, but I don't know if it feels as disturbing as Hannibal's. It has its moments to be sure, but I think GoT's violence is usually geared more to move the plot forward and/or shock while Hannibal stews in it for mood. Both approaches work perfectly for their…

Mad Men has that Friday Night Lights ability to crank out suitable series finales year after year (though FNL usually had legitimate reason to believe they were ending, whereas Mad Men has been safe for some time now).

It's possible that, despite the we usage of What's On Tonight, the AV Club staff is not a literal hive mind.

Hmmm, but what song could anyone ever associate with Last Resort? What could possibly make the CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

To phrase things as vaguely and non-spoilery as possible, your concerns are at least partially addressed.

Like tilling the soil in South Dakota.

I tend to agree. Mathematicians don't tell a number how pathetic it is before they subtract it.

The Double was great! I think it technically premiered last year and thus wasn't eligible, but I really enjoyed it.

The train moves. They're in a different place at the end than they were at the start, presumably one more equatorial.

It's good; she desperately needed it. There's not much worth salvaging from the old one (other than the webbing wings, glad to see them stay), but I do appreciate the touch of the new spider-logo using her old yellow triangles.

I really appreciated how Neighbors treated as real people the characters that would usually be one-dimensional foils (Byrne, Franco and Efron).

I don't think they have a band meeting for each individual movie that wants to use a song.

You poppin' my stones?

I don't know why they're releasing it in theaters, but this Ben and Kate episode looks very tonally off.

The Spider-man teaser is mostly remembered for the World Trade Center shot, but there's a whole original robbery scene around it.