GCPD! Just make GCPD! Then you can make a show where the heroes sometimes win and the cast are the actually interesting versions of themselves without invalidating the concept of Batman or featuring a sad little boy. Why is that so hard?

He's Reaganing.

What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching?"

Having a running clock constantly in the corner, not just popping up every once in a while like 24, seems like a viewing nightmare. Which is fine if you want to stress us out, like the M*A*S*H episode, but for weekly sitcom antics? Yikes.

Season 2 did. The wedding kind of fades away after the first half-dozen episodes, but the maid of honor and bride are still important to what Jack and company are doing late in the season.

Sounds like you're describing a growth business and I'd like to invest.

Alias is a show about a spy!

"Looks like Red Skull is blasting off agaaaaain!"

Edge of Tomorrow is the title equivalent of those Doctor Who aliens you forget as soon as you stop looking at them. Viewers who try to see it will just end up wandering around the mall, wondering why they left the house in the first place.

I find Angela perplexing. I'd never heard of her until she switched companies, but Marvel seems to be acting like it should be a big deal that she's around now. Also, "Angela" does not seem like a good Asgardian name.

I'm somewhat convinced there were just no second takes ever on the prequels, except for completely flubbed lines. If all the words were pronounced correctly in the right order, it was digital-equivalent-of-cut, digital-equivalent-of-print, regardless of quality.

BRING ME THE HEAD OF ERIC FORMAN

Y'know, with Dawn starting out as Don's secretary and advancing to an important position in the office, it's like whoa, black Peggy.

Hmm. "Gundiana." Yeah, that checks out.

"There's A Mother At The End Of This Book"

Yes, but regular football is not extreme enough for modern audiences. He will be a quarterback in the white-hot XFL.

The Natasha-as-the-highest-possible-bar reference was fun the first time, but it officially crossed over into annoying when it was reused again this week.

I've seen the trailer and a couple of commercials and every one of them was edited to suggest a different cause for the ice block falling. If this is purposeful, AMWTDITW trailer editors, I don't know why you're doing it, but please relent!

I do feel bad for people who try to follow these shows on Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Disney, etc. Everything I hear about their scheduling sounds like a nightmare.

They destroyed three helicarriers. Fury's car flying or not was a script decision, not budget.