"We were not supposed to leave Mix. We have to go back, Kate. We have to go back!"

I think it shapes the way fans express their positive reactions to her. She's a charismatic presence; people combine that with her looks and say they have a crush. They find themselves charmed by (insert random male actor) and just say they like that guy. All it really proves to me is "Men on the internet think…

Saying "Here's my own unique opinion" is embracing diversity of opinion. Saying "The ONLY possible reason anyone could have an opinion different from mine is that their judgment is clouded," which is what TDTDT basically did, is not. People are understandably going to bristle at that.

Please.

Fallon rips off his mask, revealing the face of Jay Leno. "IT'S ME, AUSTIN. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG. YOU ALL BOUGHT IT, HOOK, LINE AND SINKER. EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT."

Pompe vs. Circumstancee: Requieme

It was an incredibly fast fall from grace, absolutely.

*scrambles to remove Google Glass* "You wouldn't hit a guy not wearing glasses, would ya?"

I wouldn't say it's gone from the public consciousness. People still know the characters and big scenes from the first one. You can still make red pill/blue pill references; it's a frequent go-to comparison for "world isn't real" scenarios. But the thirst for more material was obliterated for sure.

But I don't remember hearing any black actresses being even considered during the casting process. Every rumor for Sue was a white woman. Maybe they talked to someone but managed to keep it under wraps. Jamie Bell certainly seems to have come out of nowhere.

For me, Jordan is way too likable to be Reed. Teller seems better at mixing bursts of empathy with stretches of being off-putting.

"Where's Reed, Heimdall?"

Also, Halle Berry Catwoman. Also terrible.

Heck, given the right material, he could totally deserve one of those spoken word ones. Did he record an audiobook version of his book?

I mean, he did say he was going to hang out with Peter Serafinowicz.

I mean, he did say he was going to hang out with Peter Serafinowicz.

It was definitely far too long, and some of those friend choices were seriously questionable. Are we supposed to be excited to see Lindsay Lohan in 2014? Or convicted rapist Mike Tyson?

Is this the first time the words "smallville nailed it" have been put together in that order?

The Flop House hosts are monsters who body-shamed Krang With Boobs.

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