Careful not to leave them in the glovebox for too long or they'll all metamorphose into "Greatest Hits of Queen" cassettes.

My parents have a 2005 Toyota Sienna with tape player and CD player.  That's got to be one of the latest years that one could get a vehicle with a tape player.

And the worst thing is that they never even played the entire fucking song.  It was, like the brand-name suggested, just a clip of the song, that cost substantially more money than an actual entire song would cost in any format with something resembling acceptable audio quality.

"Ohio" by Modest Mouse?

Seeing as how North Carolina has become a cesspool of socially regressive policy, you'd have to find something that manages to be as homophobic, sexist, racist, classist, anti-education, and vaguely fundamentalist as humanly possible.  So, I dunno, I'm sure Ted Nugent has something that would fit the bill.  He's had a…

I know it's been a day since you posted this, but core strength exercises are one of the few upper-bodyish things I'm somewhat-almost-knowledgeable on.  When I ran track in high school, we had a ab workout routine thingy that required no equipment apart from a flattish floor/ground on which to do the exercises.  You'd…

Most of my tags were reduced to commas, so thanks to @TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus , @Gjetostbuster:disqus , @avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus , @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus , @randys_donuts:disqus , @JudgeReinhold:disqus , and @avclub-ba9fab001f67381e56e410575874d967:disqus !

Thanks for all the advice  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  , @avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus , and @avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus !  I will definitely take it all into consideration when figuring out exactly what I'm going to do.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus If I were to read the King James Bible, I'd want to read the original KJB translation, with the f-looking letter s, and archaic spelling.

They make videos of porn?

Reading Suttree and about to start Brief Interviews with Hideous Men.

In spite of your user name, that definitely seems like good advice.  I believe my English teacher that year specifically requested that we get the Longfellow translation but she wasn't exactly a great teacher, so…

Which translation did you read the first time through with Dante?  I read the Longfellow (that guy did a translation of the Divine Comedy, right, it wasn't some other famous author, right?) translation in high school, and I thought it was a pretty accessible version.  I haven't read it since I was 16, but yeah, as for…

I'm sure you'll be much better at being a father than you're worrying you'll be, as you consciously recognize the fact that being a good father involves more than just saying "hey, wouldn't having kids be cool", contributing a haploid gamete to fertilize your wife's haploid gamete, and subsequently not thinking it…

Speaking of FSU, what do you think about Manuel's prospects to succeed in the NFL?  Also, in addition to our new QB, all of the Bills special teams specialists went to FSU (K Dustin Hopkins, P Shawn Powell, LS Geoff Handgartner) by which I mean if you don't already support an NFL team, I can think of a certain…

Good news for Bills fans:  EJ Manuel starting Week 1 instead of UDFA rookie Jeff Tuel.

Well, all you really need to be a competent QB on the Vikings is the ability to not botch handoffs to AP.

My dorm room is part of a two room suite with a bathroom between the two rooms.  You lock the doors from the outside, so I could conceivably get stuck in the bathroom if my suitemates and roommate ever accidentally (or deliberately) lock both doors on me.  So, not quite an apartment, and not quite something I've ever…

Wow, those things all sound like complete bullshit.  Sorry to hear about that and good luck getting that shit cleared up.

Eagerly anticipating:  The Counselor, Gravity