I'm going to round up some punk girls, turn 'em into and thrash band and call them "Torture's Handmaiden".

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Yeah, for me to. I thought I remembered every failed show that aired on Fox, but I'll be damned if I can remember that one.
*resumes watching Herman's Head on DVD**

Imagine the song she would have wrote when that drunk bastard dumped her ass.

Cliffy: I thought he may have been lit up as well…which doesn't bode well for his personality. I'm much funnier and charming when high. He was just dull.

K Thrace  I don't know anything about either. Now Star Trek…I could lecture the hell out of that subject.

"Shot" of what?

*"the more you know" theme plays*

Or binder-full of women.

Rock of the Westies is my 2nd favorite after Road, and probably his last solid wall-to-wall album.

I would kill for a Shatnerized version of GBYBR:

Hmmm…cookie metal.

Prove it.

Hey, everybody! Dawes…..OF COCK.

"Oh, crap…that wasn't supposed to slide all the way into my womb."

*counts likes*

*buys guitar from Brian May*

Jesus…that put in an image in my head I will never forget.

Cookie Monster: Big Shot Reporter

Wonder if he still drives the Pussy Wagon around?