Ridiculously beautiful and a movie geek? There is a God!

He gets more tail than an Elf.

He gets more tail than an Elf.

It's no "Valley Girl".

It's no "Valley Girl".

You may want to take this opportunity to put the mouse down and go out and get some sun.

You may want to take this opportunity to put the mouse down and go out and get some sun.

What? A fucking clown?

What? A fucking clown?

Surviving The Game

Surviving The Game

Everybody hurts in this economy.

Everybody hurts in this economy.

Mark Wahlberg "gets in too deep!" with Catherina Zeta-Jones? I'm there!

Mark Wahlberg "gets in too deep!" with Catherina Zeta-Jones? I'm there!

Wait…that wasn't Swan, Swan H.!!

Wait…that wasn't Swan, Swan H.!!

Let me be the first (or second or third) to say….

Let me be the first (or second or third) to say….

Would you sing that to Tom Petty?