I just want to know where I can get a shotgun that shoots light bulbs,,,

Dibs on "Hilarious Dementia" as a band name.

Dibs on "Hilarious Dementia" as a band name.

How do you know when a mummy is sick?

How do you know when a mummy is sick?

I would prefer strategically placed bits of mummy-wrap.

I would prefer strategically placed bits of mummy-wrap.

Knights In White Satin!

Knights In White Satin!

"flipping off puppies…" makes me laugh deliriously.

"flipping off puppies…" makes me laugh deliriously.

That should work…cinematography is hereditary, right?

That should work…cinematography is hereditary, right?

On VH1 Classis it's Rush Hashana.

On VH1 Classis it's Rush Hashana.

There's no doubt about it.
*holds up glass of Minute Maid Orange Juice*

There's no doubt about it.
*holds up glass of Minute Maid Orange Juice*

I expected something completely different from the byline "Creepy David Byrne Story". I will admit to being disappointed.

I expected something completely different from the byline "Creepy David Byrne Story". I will admit to being disappointed.

Eargasm?